A Collection of One Liners

Why do milking stools only have three legs?
'cause the cow's got the udder!

How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed

What did the policeman say to his tummy?
I've got you under a vest!

What type of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music!

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
Both crews were marooned.

What did the grape say after the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little whine!